exycuter:

facts: kevin day LOVES exy and boys and girls and is horrified to realize he has a Thing for boys and girls playing exy::

• obviously jeremy knox is the best bc the trojans are objectively the best team its not bias its Facts. that they all just so happen to be extremely photogenic and hot too? gods plan
• but then one day neil makes a SPECTACULAR goal and kevin is just. starry eyed.
• he watches matt fly down the pitch to make a tackle and hes covered in dirt and his hair is everywhere when he claps kevins shoulder and grins all teeth and oh god oh fuck
• dan commanding the team and when she calls kevins name and passes and he scores and he always looks to her first and she glows and hes ggfjfjjdjd *walks into the goal post*
• allison catches kevin staring at her and winks before twisting and slamming the ball away and she knows exactly what shes doing. fuck u reynolds.
• *nicky, nodding and actually taking note of what kevin has to say in practice* kevin: so uh nicky how did that list of yours go again haha asking for a friend ofc
• aaron and renee are so quietly fierce on the court if they ever do practice matches kevin always picks them for his team. nothing At All to do with the way their hair matches the uniform.
  
• listen. when andrews in goal. hes so so TALENTED and whenever he comes in clutch and swings this huge fucking racquet kevins just loses his damn fuckign mind like inside hes GOING APESHIT but outside he just: *goes to drink sports drink and misses his mouth* gg. andrew thinks hes a damn freak and hes Correct

((BONUS CONTENT ROUND: the foxes arent oblivious and one night kevin walks into the dorm except EVERYONE is wearing their uniform and is all sweaty and dirty and theyre all like oh hey kev sorry just got back from……..extra practice.…….and kevin just short circuits and blushes from head to toe and nicky is like oh my GOD kevin and hes like shut theFUCK up im not blushing im jus t MAD ur going to STAIN the FABRICS of the UNIFORMS))

american-boyboss:

ashstfu:

ok so crying over a book is one of the most prominent sign of compassion for humanity. you’re crying over someone who isn’t really there, doesn’t really exist, but you still feel for them as if you’ve known them your entire life.

post–grad:

me, rereading my own goddamn writing, which was written by yours truly (me): oh, this is….. incomprehensible

*runs up that hill*

plum-soup:

*Deals With God*

benjinoff13:

yennciri:

going back to work after three days of lying on the couch can be very traumatic

roadhogsbigbelly:

i don’t think there’s anything funnier than saying “god forbid women do anything” in response to women doing the most objectively horrifying actions possible.